Nobody have ever proven that life is a serious thing - thus I would advise you to sit back, relax and enjoy my company in a private room, I have a strong feeling you won't regret it.
What turns me on:
Getting or receiving oral sex while I'm driving - that's what excites me the most.
What turns me off:
I don't like it when you don't enjoy, so let me know exactly what you want and I will do my best.